In the grand tradition of…uh, tradition, outgoing president George W. Bush left something for Barack Obama on the Oval Office desk. And no, it wasn’t a steaming pile of excrement. It was note wishing the new president well and offering some advice on life in the White House.

The content of the note is supposedly a big secret, though luckily, our spies in Washington were able to sneak past White House security, infiltrate the Oval Office, make a copy of the letter (portable scanner, natch) and get it back to us so we could post it for your reading pleasure. What advice does 43 have for 44? Take a look. (Credit HuffingtonPost)